Statement tee
I’m Not Miley I Don’t Need Flowers T-Shirt – Funny Money Quote Tee
Made after you order. Prepared just for you.
Flowers are cute. Money is better.
This white oversized quote T-shirt features the bold viral-style phrase:
“i’m not miley
i don’t need flowers
i need money”
Designed for anyone who loves funny breakup energy, pop culture references, savage self-worth quotes, and bold minimalist streetwear. The deep burgundy typography gives the tee a clean premium look, while the quote delivers the perfect mix of humor, confidence, and money-first attitude.
Perfect for casual outfits, coffee runs, girls’ nights, concerts, festivals, shopping days, vacation looks, or anyone who would rather receive cash than apologies.
This is the shirt for people who know their worth, don’t settle for bare minimum romance, and prefer direct deposit over dead flowers.
Why it hits
- Bold readable statement print
- Made for public reactions
- Clean streetwear fit
- Easy to style
- Made after you order
Fit & material
Unisex everyday fit. Choose your usual size for a regular fit or size up for a relaxed oversized streetwear look. Exact fabric details may vary by selected Printify blank.
Size guide
Check the Comfort Colors 1717 size guide before ordering. For an oversized look, size up.
Shipping & returns
Every piece is made after you order. Processing and delivery times depend on production and carrier service. See our shipping and returns pages for details.
Fit guide
Comfort Colors 1717 Size Guide
Measurements are in inches. For a relaxed oversized Said Less fit, size up once.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.63 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.38 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.63 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.50 | 24.63 |
How to measure
Width: lay a shirt flat and measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole.
Length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: measure from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.
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